Those chain email/message thingy: person's characteristic according to birthday month.

I believe anyone who stayed long enough on internet will know these thing that is chain mail/message thing. Its mainly to serve as self-entertainment purpose as well as clogging up your mailbox and space inside of forum/message board/whatever places online. Some, however are worth to look at...for example this one that shows a person's personality according to his birthday months... and now I am here to verify it myself how true it is to portray me!!! Here goes... (the one in big,bold red are VERY true, bold are quite true, the rest are half true or outright incorrect)

♥ AUGUST = THUG (I am born on 31st August btw...and I am a thug?)

You a strait up "Geek" Attractive personality. Very! sexy. (only after I loose weight and turn into one sexy bishies...which is almost impossible) Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous (definitely NOT monetary wise) and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! (someone please kiss me to verify this LOL) Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. (these two here: YEAH RIGHT *sarcasm*) Has a great fashion sense! (look at me properly and check how qualified I am to be a fashionista. NOT.) Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. (I wish.) Outgoing and crazy at times! (other times is silent) Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! (with male friends, that is.) Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! (WTF ROFLMAO) Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

Now, do you think the one I listed here is true for me? How do you look at me anyway? People, i need your help in verifying myself LOL.